List of colleges and universities in Zwangzug

While a full list would be exhaustive, this is a list of colleges and universities in Zwangzug that are notable for being ranked in the top ten of the Zwangzug Hearsay and Provincialist Rumormonger rankings, having remarkably similar names to institutions in other countries, and/or participating in association football competitions.

102d Polyteknik

 * City: 102d
 * Motto: "I haf 2 b productiv"
 * Colors: Gray and yellow
 * Mascot: Bees

5th in HPR rankings. Archrivals of Stoal Institute of Science, and the slightly more "applied"/engineering focused faction of the prank war. Association football champions in season 29.

College of Bronc

 * District: Vordex

Bryce College

 * City: western FTC
 * Motto: "Fides, spes, et caritas"
 * Colors: Gold and black
 * Mascot: Lions

2nd in HPR rankings. In part due to its prominence in the large FTC, Bryce is probably the nation's most "prestigious" school historically even when lesser-known institutions provide similar intellectual heft. Its notable professors include Maxwell Pavand (English), Samuel Deston (religious studies), and Ryan Charis-Eaton (political science); English, economics, and psychology are its most popular majors.

Following her playing career and happenstance recruitment into researching causes of death among nonhuman citizens, footballer Misako Tsuki became an occasional guest lecturer; she had more success as the Lions' coach, leading them to the university title in season 30 (the 6th university competition).

Bulkeley College

 * City: eastern FTC
 * Motto: "Mit 4 rit"
 * Colors: Gray and brown
 * Mascot: Dinosaurs

Archrivals of the cross-"town" Bryce Lions. Notable alumni include Inge Lacremort-Cole, a slalom skiing medalist in the 7th Winter Olympics.

Culver College

 * Mascot: Greens

University of Dauclem

 * District: Dauclem

DU

 * City: none, located in the Rackham Range (Rolea District)
 * Motto: "Excelsior"
 * Colors: Pink and yellow
 * Mascot: Mountain Goats

Known for taking literally the old adage about "the hardest part of college is getting in." Mae Franklin was their longtime president.

Edison College

 * City: Sarott (Omephaw District)
 * Motto: "Semper lux"
 * Colors: Green and white
 * Mascot: Eagles

4th in HPR rankings.

Erewhon University
Association football champions season 31.

Fleinhardt College

 * City: 102d
 * Motto: "2 the *s"
 * Colors: Blue and gray
 * Mascot: Starfish

Association football champions season 26.

Frammard College

 * District: Stuvals

Felix Wainwright's alma mater.

Freund College

 * District: Ervimnal

Glune Institute of Natural Sciences

 * City: Gelma (Glune District)
 * Motto: "Blithe solace"
 * Colors: Gray and green
 * Mascot: Turtles

10th in HPR rankings. Popularly known as GIONS. Stereotyped as being the most abstract/impractical of the "big three" hard science schools (102d Polyteknik and Stoal Institute of Science being the others), which is not completely inaccurate.

University of Greater Zwangzug

 * City: Jasio (Entique District)
 * Motto: "We're greater"
 * Colors: Gold and gray
 * Mascot: Buzzards

Hassench College

 * District: Nauthron

Heisenberg University

 * City: Arlington
 * Motto: "To know the unknown"
 * Colors: Blue and black
 * Mascot: Owls

Joint 8th in HPR rankings. Where Erin Splinter went for undergraduate study. Champions of the first association football university bracket (Season 25).

University of Homler

 * City: Kedzy
 * Mascot: Peacocks

University of Jeatt--Kindtown

 * City: Kindtown (Jeatt District)
 * Motto: "Unite & strength"
 * Colors: Blue and maroon
 * Mascot: Squirrels

Joint 8th in HPR rankings. The district's flagship campus, although historically, less athletically accomplished than the Lucina campus. Also known for its underground secret societies, such as the semi-legendary "Wise Men" who meet in the depths of abandoned parking garages.

University of Jeatt--Lucina
Where Erin Splinter went for law school. Historically, better at sports than their rivals and "bigger siblings" in Kindtown.

Lanius University

 * Mascot: Starfish

Association football champions seasons 27 and 28.

Mandelbrot University

 * City: Farise (Ervimnal District)
 * Motto: "Truth and beauty"
 * Colors: red and blue
 * Mascot: Lightning

1st in HPR rankings.

Modal College

 * City: Logrove
 * Motto: "Paix et amour"
 * Colors: White and brown
 * Mascot: Starfish

Mursbayley College

 * Mascot: Doves

University of Naspe

 * District: Naspe

Neume College

 * District: Irco

Newtown Institute

 * District: Keppal

Parmel District University

 * District: Parmel

University of Ponderosa

 * Mascot: Half-Cats

College of the Riverside

 * Mascot: Rats

Ronquebuck University

 * District: Xander

Won the "Starways Congress Collegiate Championship" (SC^3), the forerunner to the current association football bracket, before that competition's results were well-known/publicized.

Scholl College
Insufferably leftist. They have a weird abstract art statue that is said to cast the shadow of the Universal Standard Dollar sign on May Day (ironically). The Scholl intellectuals, however, claim that true art would never be so understandable.

Shanbock College

 * District: Cipid

St. Deedrag's University

 * District: Dancirk

Stiglex University
Their baseball team has a dome so they can host big high school games. Apparently this was a plot point once.

Stoal Institute of Science

 * City: Spenson
 * Motto: "As above, so below"
 * Colors: Green and orange
 * Mascot: Eagles

3rd in HPR rankings. Familiarly known as "StoalSci." Archrivals of 102d Polyteknik, with whom they contest a high-tech engineering prank war. Attempted to conduct experiments on the "announcers' curse" of the Zwangzug national baseball team during World Baseball Classic 14.

Taravin College

 * City: Engelburg
 * Motto: "Abundant in joy"
 * Colors: Red and silver
 * Mascot: Larks

7th in HPR rankings.

College of Twake

 * District: Dancirk

University of Twineur

 * City: Twineur
 * Motto: "Perpetuum mobile"
 * Colors: Purple and white
 * Mascot: Cheetahs

Zwangzug National University

 * City: Sambock
 * Motto: "Rhetorica"
 * Colors: Purple and gold
 * Mascot: Monarchs

Zwangzug University

 * City: Phyreax (Stuvals District)
 * Motto: "Froggug sederty bungo-bungo" (claimed to translate as "Forever to teach and learn," in Ancient Maxtopian)
 * Colors: Teal and silver
 * Mascot: Toads

6th in HPR rankings.

Zwangzug University of Science

 * City: Metry (Langport District)
 * Motto: "Survival of the fittest"
 * Colors: Green and blue
 * Mascot: Amoebae