Dana Bloomquist

Dana Bloomquist was a defender on the Zwangzug national football team in World Cups 38-39 as well as 42. After being cut the first time around, she enjoyed a domestic career in Turks' Club and then Marquez-Onwere in Candelaria And Marquez; her consistency earned her a return to the national side.

On Matchday 24 of season XXIII, Bloomquist bizarrely scored at both ends, though Turks Club salvaged the victory. Three games later she would tally in the correct net. In the end-of-season broadcasts, she would take the brunt of some objectifying commentary from pundit Rich Stevens. The following season she scored one goal, and Turks Club fans named her their player of the season.

After rejoining the national side, she transferred to Marquez-Onwere. Season XXXII saw her score an own goal in minute 90+3 of the seventh matchday. Bloomquist was named captain for season XXXII, where she scored another goal, and ended her career by lifting the CMS cup.