Sylestone national football team

The Sylestone National Football Team represents Sylestone in football and has done so since the start of the 72nd edition of the Baptism of Fire. While they are yet to produce the goods in an important international tournament, good performances in the IAC10 and Mike Sarzo Memorial Trophy have shown the world how classy they are.

Nickname
The Appliances, named such because that's what they are.

Style
Sylestone uses a defensive 5-3-2 formation, but with star strikers. The midfielders play all around the ground and can assume striker and defender positions when required. Being Sentients, predicting their moves is hard and the coach, the Toaster, much prefers 1-0 wins to 3-2 as he is very defensive oriented.

Rivalries
Three of Sylestone's biggest rivalries are against The Jovannic, Tikariot and Megistos, all up-and-coming nations in the football world. Their other rivalry is against Ethane, a side of whom they have close diplomatic relations with. They have also played four games against Poafmersia.

Home Stadia
There are nine stadiums around Sylestone which have all hosted international football, the biggest ones being:

Sentient Oval (Kirkham), Chamberley Institute of Sport (Chamberley), Avondale International Sports Stadium (Avondale) and The Bay Reserve (Betham)

Coach
The Coach of the Sylestonean football team is the Toaster

Manager
The Toilet

The National
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Honours
Cup of Harmony
 * CoH 78 Third-Place

IAC
 * IAC 10 Round of 16

MSMT
 * One-time runners-up

Twicetagria Football Invitational
 * Runners-up

IFC 
 * IFC 1 Runners-up