CF Outineau

Club de football d'Outineau is a professional football club based in Outineau, Kelssek. One of the country's oldest sport clubs, it plays in the KFL Championship, Kelssek's highest-level football competition. With four Patriotes Cup wins, it is the most successful club in Kelssek's national cup tournament. Based at city-owned stadium Parc de la Crémazie for most of its history, the club held high-demand matches (mostly league matches against main rivals Langlois Océanic and Kirkenes FC) at Stade Olympique. With growing ticket demand, the club decided to move to Stade Olympique for all home matches beginning in KFL season 71. CF Outineau also holds the milestone of being the first Kelssek club to reach the group stage of the UICA Champions' Cup.

The club's two main rivalries are against Kirkenes FC, known as the Guerre des Couronnes (War of the Crowns). This is an extremely bitter rivalry named after a medevial conflict that highlights ethnic, religious, and lingustic divides between Anglian-Protestant and Frankish-Catholic nations. Of equal importance though with generally fewer hate crimes is the Battaile de Beaulac (Battle of Beaulac) against Langlois Océanic. Outineau and Océanic are the two oldest and most successful clubs in Beaulac.

In an infamous "hot mic" incident, KBC presenter Keith Holmes was heard during a broadcast of a CF Outineau match disparaging what he felt was a lacklustre home support, saying that Outineau fans lacked passion because it was a city of "latte-sipping cock munchers". This was soon adopted as the name of a fan-published magazine Latte-Sipping Cock Muncher Quarterly (which was in fact published bi-weekly to be sold at home matches), or in shorter and more family-friendly terms as LSCMQ. It has now adopted exclusively a weekly podcast format and live match watch-along format. The club's most popular fan media outlet is Tourtière surgelée (Frozen Mince Pie), a riff on the Crémazie's below-average match day catering, which has expanded its presence to a blog network, YourTube videos, and a Honkr memes account.

Honours

 * Domestic
 * KFL Championship
 * Winners (9): 12, 15, 27, 33, 41, 50, 60, 63, 67
 * Patriotes Cup
 * Winners (4): 5, 13, 16, 17
 * Minor international
 * Ad'ihan Challenge Trophy (1): 18

Current squad

 * As of KFL season 71

Notable former players

 * Loïc Maçon-Petrault - Star striker who played in two World Cups and Cup of Harmony 83, the latter as Kelssek vice-captain. Transferred to Eura playing for Ulsa Rovers, and later to lead the line for Directus.
 * Adam Corvin - Star midfielder who played in three World Cups for Kelssek. Member of the KFL 63 and 67 championship teams.
 * Blake McDonagh - Right wing, played in four World Cups for Kelssek, transferred to Everfree Forest (Equestria)
 * Brigitte Coppinger - Key striker in the run to the KFL63 and 67 league titles. Retired and went on to manage Passerine.
 * Gabriel Lapierre - Developed at the club and sold to 1093 CF Atlantea and Trebuchet Cham. Has been named in the Galacticos longlist twice.
 * James McDonald - Winger, academy graduate, and Kelssek international who transferred to Rolalas FC in Valanora.
 * Sébastian St-Gerlais - Developed at the club and later was Kelssek's starting goalkeeper after a move to Eterna Stars in Valladares.

Managers

 * 59-62: Peter Boyd
 * 62-present: Romain Dupuis