Lord Almighty Gregory

Lord Almighty Gregory is the former self-proclaimed deity and Supreme Dictator of Gregoryisgodistan. Lord Almighty Gregory was in fact not one but a sequence of individuals who each claimed to be a regenerated body of the previous LAG following their death, having been chosen from their inner circle. Although Lord Almighty Gregory was known for his ludicrous claims of being a deity, creating the Multiverse, and never pooping, among others, everyone in Gregoryisgodistan believed him due to numerous acts of propaganda and mind control drugs in the mandatory prune juice and gruel rations. Lord Almighty Gregory was deposed when the then-current Lord Almighty Gregory was assassinated and his replacement overthrown in a coup and sentenced to life in prison.

Lord Almighty Gregory also competed in Tennis at the Olympics on multiple occasions, often with his wife, Cleffie Martinez, who he kidnapped and forced to marry him.